Brute Force Design

Me: Lunchbox, we HAVE to do something about our pit of a spa...
Him: Ok, I'll build a cover...
Me: Umm...I dont know... I dont want something too jinky or trashy...
Him: I got undercontrol, Babe...
6 hours later
Behold!

so well designed, that I cant lift it...
priceless?
I think not.